My cameraman Latham did some research and told me it is impossible for a kidney stone to form in two weeks. So maybe it was just an unhappy coincidence that I passed one on this diet. Or maybe the diet exacerbated the condition. We'll never know.
I do know that I feel better since taking supplements. But that brings up another possible coincidence.
I'm hungry. REALLY hungry.
My hunger was manageable prior to supplementing. Since I've started, my hunger pangs have really kicked in.
Is it the vitamins and whey protein? Or is it the fact I've gone 17 days without eating?
Dunno. But I'm constantly being distracted by thoughts of bacon.
I love bacon.
Why don't the Slim Jim folks make a dried bacon snack? Wouldn't it be awesome to go into a 7-11 and get a prepackaged strip of bacon? Wouldn't that beat the hell out of beef jerky?
If I ever have a little girl, I'll name her Bacon. Then she could marry Kevin Bacon, and be called Bacon Bacon.
Then I'd eat her.
With hash browns.
Mmmm. Hash browns.
I'm going to go cry in the corner now.
Stool report: Smelled like swamp gas. Which was appropriate, because it looked like a swamp. If an alligator had jumped out of the toilet, I wouldn't have been surprised.